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HEALTHY JOKES ....

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Re: HEALTHY JOKES ....

Postby carlos » Mon Nov 25, 2013 2:49 pm

BANTA in school ....

Madam, maine
“ABC ” yaad karli...

Madam :
Ok , toh sunao..

Banta :
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz…..

Madam :
Arey aise nahin ….
Aise sunao
A for Apple..
?????????
Banta :
Ok ma'am….

A for Apple.?

B for Bada Apple.?

C for Chhota Apple.?

D for Dusra Apple.?

E for Ek aur Apple.?

F for Fokat ka Apple.?

G for Gol Gol Apple.?

H for Hazaar Apple.?

I for Itney saare Apple??

J for Jaao nahin khaane hai Apple.?

K for Kaise nahin khaayengey Apple.??

L for Lena padhega tumko Apple.?

M for Mujhe nahin chahiye itne Apple.?

N for Naa nahin kehtey kyunki yeh hai Apple.?

O for Oye teri ki, tumne khaa daale yeh saare Apple.?

P for Pett bhar khaao Apple.?

Q for Qismat mein nahin hoti hai sabke, yeh Apple.?

R for Roz khaao tum Apple.?

S for Sehetmand rahoge khaaogey agar tum Apple.?

T for Tumko nahin milenge itney achey Apple.?

U for Udhaar kii nahin hai yeh Apple.?

V for Very tasty hain yeh Apple.?

W for Waste na karo time aur khaalo jaldi se Apple.?

X for X’mas mein bhi khana padenge Apple.?

Y for Yun naa chehra phero dekh ke yeh Apple.?

Z for Zara sa aur khaalo Apple.....?

Madam Behosh.....
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carlos
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Re: HEALTHY JOKES .... hahahahahaha...

Postby carlos » Sat Jan 25, 2014 2:55 pm

Ek admi ne apne Padosi ko sms kiya...
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Dear Sir ,


Aapko jara sa bhi andaza nhi hai lekin aapko ye jaan kar hairaani jaroor hogi aur gussa bhi aayega ... ki aapki knowledge mei aane diye bagair , I've been using ur WIFE ..


I used it double than u ordinarily use it......


I used it day and night ....!


I really felt that my requirement for it was more than yours but it is not morally Okkey for me....


And I must confess when I was wrong morally as well as legally....


But I am sure that you will excuse me for my such naughty act...


As otherwise also u were equally keeping it unused...

Logically there's nothing wrong if I grabbed the opportunity but it is against social values and moral values...

All expenses on your pocket and I am enjoying it for free..

If you agree , (only if u agree ) from now onwards I am ready to bear 50% expenses or money spent on ur WIFE.

or with no other option I will get my own..

I could have continued like this for ever without letting u know anything but hope u'll appreciate my honesty and won't take any action against me..

I m also feeling very guilty .!!!
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Neighbour just shot his wife and he was going to house of person sending sms ....


He received another sms....
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Sorry AUTO CORRECT app. On my phone made it WIFE...

Actually it was about ur Wi Fi connection .
Regards. ..
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carlos
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