Husband: I found Aladin's lamp today.
Wife: wow, what did u ask for darling??
Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..
Wife: oh..jaan..luv u so much.. Did he do that??
Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero.
Ek aadmi ne conductor se pucha: Aap kitne ghante bus me rehte ho?
Conductor: 24 hours.
Aadmi: Wo kaise?
Conductor: 8 ghante city bus me, Baaki 16 ghante biwi ke "BASME".!
Employee: Sir You are like a lion in the office! What about at home??
Boss: I am a lion at home too, But Goddess Durga sits on the lion there!
A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary and wife didn't speak to him for 6 months.Was the necklace FAKE?Nooooo! That was the deal
A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said, "the food looks delicious, let's eat."
Wife: honey.....you say prayer before eating at home.
Husband: that's at home sweetheart......here the chef knows how to cook!!
Best Slogan on a MAN's T-Shirt :"Please Do Not Disturb me,
I am Married and already very Disturbed..."
Bhakt: Swami ji, aisi Patni ko kya kahte hai jo Gori ho, Lambi ho, sundar ho, Inteligent ho, Pati ko samjhe, Or kabhi jhagda n kare?
Swami: Mann ka Vaham kahte hain Beta, Mann ka Vaham!!!!