Re: HEALTHY JOKES ....
Posted:
Mon Nov 25, 2013 2:49 pm
by carlos
Madam, maine
“ABC ” yaad karli...
Madam :
Ok , toh sunao..
Banta :
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz…..
Madam :
Arey aise nahin ….
Aise sunao
A for Apple..
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Banta :
Ok ma'am….
A for Apple.?
B for Bada Apple.?
C for Chhota Apple.?
D for Dusra Apple.?
E for Ek aur Apple.?
F for Fokat ka Apple.?
G for Gol Gol Apple.?
H for Hazaar Apple.?
I for Itney saare Apple??
J for Jaao nahin khaane hai Apple.?
K for Kaise nahin khaayengey Apple.??
L for Lena padhega tumko Apple.?
M for Mujhe nahin chahiye itne Apple.?
N for Naa nahin kehtey kyunki yeh hai Apple.?
O for Oye teri ki, tumne khaa daale yeh saare Apple.?
P for Pett bhar khaao Apple.?
Q for Qismat mein nahin hoti hai sabke, yeh Apple.?
R for Roz khaao tum Apple.?
S for Sehetmand rahoge khaaogey agar tum Apple.?
T for Tumko nahin milenge itney achey Apple.?
U for Udhaar kii nahin hai yeh Apple.?
V for Very tasty hain yeh Apple.?
W for Waste na karo time aur khaalo jaldi se Apple.?
X for X’mas mein bhi khana padenge Apple.?
Y for Yun naa chehra phero dekh ke yeh Apple.?
Z for Zara sa aur khaalo Apple.....?
Madam Behosh.....
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Re: HEALTHY JOKES .... hahahahahaha...
Posted:
Sat Jan 25, 2014 2:55 pm
by carlos
Ek admi ne apne Padosi ko sms kiya...
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Dear Sir ,
Aapko jara sa bhi andaza nhi hai lekin aapko ye jaan kar hairaani jaroor hogi aur gussa bhi aayega ... ki aapki knowledge mei aane diye bagair , I've been using ur WIFE ..
I used it double than u ordinarily use it......
I used it day and night ....!
I really felt that my requirement for it was more than yours but it is not morally Okkey for me....
And I must confess when I was wrong morally as well as legally....
But I am sure that you will excuse me for my such naughty act...
As otherwise also u were equally keeping it unused...
Logically there's nothing wrong if I grabbed the opportunity but it is against social values and moral values...
All expenses on your pocket and I am enjoying it for free..
If you agree , (only if u agree ) from now onwards I am ready to bear 50% expenses or money spent on ur WIFE.
or with no other option I will get my own..
I could have continued like this for ever without letting u know anything but hope u'll appreciate my honesty and won't take any action against me..
I m also feeling very guilty .!!!
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Neighbour just shot his wife and he was going to house of person sending sms ....
He received another sms....
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Sorry AUTO CORRECT app. On my phone made it WIFE...
Actually it was about ur Wi Fi connection .
Regards. ..
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