HEALTHY JOKES ....

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Re: HEALTHY JOKES ....

Postby carlos » Sun Mar 21, 2021 6:05 pm

A question of dogs.....

British: Can u swim?

Indian: no

British: then a dog is better than you, because it can swim

Indian: Can u swim?

British: yes of course

Indian: then what is the difference between you and the dog?
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Re: HEALTHY JOKES ....

Postby carlos » Sun Mar 21, 2021 6:07 pm

Filling in a school form ....

A child was fiiling in a school form:

child: Dad !

father: yes son?

child: they are asking for mother tongue

father : write, a very long and sharp one....
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Re: HEALTHY JOKES ....

Postby carlos » Sun Mar 21, 2021 6:08 pm

The Power of Woman

There were 11 people – ten men and one woman – hanging onto a rope that came down from a helicopter.

They all decided that one person should get off, because if they didn’t, the rope would break and everyone would die.

No one could decide who should go, so finally, the woman gave a really touching speech saying how she would give up her life to save the others, because women were used to giving up things for their husbands and children, giving in to men, and not receiving anything in return.

When she finished speaking, all the men started clapping.
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Re: HEALTHY JOKES ....

Postby carlos » Wed Nov 10, 2021 12:06 am

Teacher Student Joke
Teacher : is di english daso "Sunder chadha office ja riha hai"

Santa : beautiful underwear is going to office. :-)
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