Aadmi : Bhaiya Mere Bal Chhote Chhote
Kardo..
Hajam : Kitne Chhote Karne Hain
..?
Aadmi : Utne Chhote Kardo Ke Biwi Ke Hathon Mein
Na Aa Sake..!
Pappu India Gate Pe
Chilla Raha Tha...
"Prime Minister Nikamma Hai'
'Prime Minister Nikamma
Hai'..
Police Wale Ne Usey Peetna Shuru Kar Diya Aur Bola Chal
Thane PM Ka Mazak Karta Hai...
Pappu
: Mein To England Ke PM Ko Bol Raha
Tha...
Police Ne 2 Aur
Thappad Lagaye Aur Bola.."Bewkoof Banata Hai, Kya Hame Nahi Pata Kaun
Sa PM Nikamma
Hai..!
Apna Baccha
Roye..To Dil Mein Dard Hota Hai.
Aur Dusre
Ka Roye..To Sar Mein...
Apni Biwi Roye
..To Sir Mein Dard Hota Hai...
Aur Dusre Ki Roye To
Dil Mein..!
Ek American Jodi Ko 'Kaala' Baacha Huwa..
Mard
Gussa Huwa..Aur Biwi
Se Pucha..'Yeh Kaala
Kyoo?'
Biwi Ne Jawab
Diya.." Tum
Garam..Mein Bhi Garam..Baacha Jal
Gaya..!'
Bhagwan
: Tumhare Pratna
Suni..Aab Kya Chate Ho..?
Ladka : Ek
Khubsoorat Ladki...
Bhagwan : Aagar Islam Dharam Maante
Ho..To 'Katrina' Dunga..
Agar Hindu Ko Maante
Ho..To 'Kareena'
Agar Sikh Ko..To
'Anushka'
Agar Christan Ko.. To
'Genelia'
Aab
Batao..'Naam Kya Hai..?
Ladka
: Abdul Vijay
Singh Fernandes..
Bhagwan : Naarad Se..'Mayawati' De Do Saale Ko..Banda Jyada
Smart Ban Raha Hai..!
Court Mein Case Chal Raha Tha...Case Ki
Sunwai Shuru Hone Lagi To Wakeel Utha Aur
Judge Se Bola....
Wakeel :
My Lord, Kanoon Ki Kitaab Ke Page Number 15 Ke Mutabiq
Mere Muvakeel Ko
Baizzat Bari Kiya Jaye...
Judge : Kitab Pesh Ki
Jayea...
Kitaab Pesh
Ki Gayi...
Judge Ne Page Number 15 Khola To Usmein 1000 Ke 10
Note The...
Judge : Muskurate Hue..Bahut
Khoob..Is Tarha Ke 5 Saboot Aur Pesh Kiye
Jaye..!
Bacha Ne Bhagwan Se Prathna
Ki.."Mujhe Ek Cycle Dila Do.."
Do Din Intazar Tak Kuch
Nahi Huwa..
Aakhir Bache
Ne Mandhir Se Ganeshji Ka Putla Chura Liya...
Phir Shankarji Ko Ek
Kath Likha.."Agar Apna Bacha Chaiyea To Cycle Lakar Mandir
Aajaana..!"
A Woman Was
Kidnapped...
The Kidnapper
Cut Off Her Finger And Sent It To Her Husband, Demanding Money
Husband Replied : I Want More Proof “Zuban
Bhejo"
Ek Aurat Kabar
Par Baithi Thi...
Musafir Ne
Pucha.."Tumhe Daar Nahi Lagta"?
Aurt
: kyu Ji..? Isme Darne Wali Kya
Baat Hai. Andar Garmi Lag Rahi Thi To Baahar Aa
Gai..!
Traffic Police
Vs. Pappu....
Police Ne Pappu Ko Roka Aur
Pucha.. "Aapna Driving License
Dikahau"
Pappu : Nahi Hai..
Police : Kya License Banvaya Hai Ya Nahi..?
Pappu : Nahi.
Police : Kyon?
Pappu : Banwane Gaya
Tha, Woh Voter ID Card Mangte Hain, Aur Woh Mere Paas Nahi
Hai..
Police : To Voter ID
Card Banwale..
Pappu : Banwane
Gaya Tha, Woh Ration Card Mangte Hain, Woh Mere Paas Nahi
Hai..
Police : Toh Fir Ration
Card Banwale..
Pappu : Gaya Tha,
Woh Bank Ki Paasbook Mangte Hain, Woh Mere Paas Nahi
Hai..
Police : To Phir Isme Kya Hai, Bank Main Account Khulwale
Mere Baap..
Pappu : Bank Bhi Gaya Tha Saab,
Lekin Woh Driving License Mangte Hai..!
Kya Ajeeb Iffataq
Hai..
Apna
Baccha Roye..To Dil Mein Dard Hota
Hai..
Dusre Ka Roye To
Sir Mein.
Apni Biwi Roye To Sir
Mein Dard Hota Hai..
Dusre
Ki Roye..To Dil Mein..!
College Wali Masaledar Hoti
Hai..
Office Wali
Feeki..
Ghar Wali Mein
Taste Nahi Aati,
Aur
Mast To Sirf Hotel Wali Hoti Hai,
Kis Soch Mein Par Gaye Dooston..
Main To CHAI Ki Baat Kar
Raha Hoon..!.
Tata Ko Ab NANO Ke Do Bade Nuks Samajh Aaye Hai...
Ek To Usme Garbawati
Aurat Ghus Nahi Sakti...
Doosra,Usme Aurat Garbawati
Ho Nahi Sakti..!
Ek Ladka
Ladki Dekhne Gaya...
Ladki Pasand Aayee...
Ladka
: Tum Too Muje Pasand Ho......
Ladki : Par
Kya..?
Ladka
: Tumhare Baap Ki Hasiyat Hai Muje Car Dene Ki..
?
Ladki : Mere Baap Ki Hasiyat Too Aero-Plane Dene Ki
Hai..
Ladka : Aacha..Par Kya..?
Ladki
: Tere Baap Ki Hasiyat Hai Airport Banane Ki..
?
Ladka : Shocked !
Ladki :
Rocked
Kuwara Ladka Aachanak Mar
Gaya
Maa Ka Ro Kar Bura
Hal Tha..Bhagwan Se Shiyat Kar Rahi Thi..
Maa : Hey Bhagwan..Yeh Kaisa Insaaf Tera..Isne
To Aabhi Tak Jawani Bhi Nahi Dekhi Thi..
Pasosan : Maaji Ro Math..Maina Use Jawani Chaka Di
Thi..!
Ek Aadmi Ne Bus
Conductor Se Pucha : Aap Kitne Ghante Bus Mein Rehte
Ho..?
Conductor : 24 Ghante..
Aadmi : Wo
Kaise..?
Conductor : 8 Ghante City Bus Mein, Baaki 16 Ghante Biwi Ke
“BASME” !
Ek Budda Hotel Mein
Aaya..Saath Main Budhiya Ko Bhi Laya..
Dono Ne Waiter Se Apne
Apne Farmaish ki
Pehle Budhe Ne
Khaya..
Budhiya Ne Bill Chukaya
Phir Budhiya Ne Khaya
Budhe Ne Bill Chukaya
Ye Dekh Waiter Ka Sar
Chakraya Wo Unke Paas Aaya Aur Bola..
Jab Tum Dono Mein Itna Pyar Hai To
Khana Ek Sath Que Nahi Khaya
Is Par Budhe Ne Farmaya "Jaani " Tera Sawal To Nek
Hai...
Par Hamre Pass Daanto Ka Ek Hi Set sirf
Hai.
Ek Naye Shadi Sudha Joda Ne Paper Mein
Istiyar Diya..
"Ladka Paida Karne Ka Tarika
Batao?"
Bengal Se Kath Aya..Biwi Ko Machli
(Fish) Do.
Kerala S Kath Aya..,Idli
Do.
Himachal Se Kath Aya Saph (Apple)
Do.
Gujarat Se Kath Aya Dhokla
Do.
Maharashtra Se Kath Aya... Wada Pao
Do.
Punjab Se Kath
Aya.." Sanu Sewa Da
Mauka Deo "!!